Welcome to you all, artists, musicians, singers, songwriters and mere ignoramuses like me.

Well, isn’t this a lovely surprise, my very own page. I suspect that Mr FD and Mr S (the magnificent men who manage this site) are sick to the back teeth of me messaging them and interrupting conversations in the chat rooms, so they have decided, unwittingly, to set this page up for me. What a pair of fools they are and they may well live to rue this day.

Anyway, it’ll basically work like this: You people can email me direct with your thoughts, questions or stories and I’ll tell you what I think. Obviously, being a woman, I have an opinion on everything.

Total Anonymity will be guaranteed

I’ll also be reviewing a track on a regular basis, so keep them coming. I know sod-all about music so don’t take what I say personally. However, if artists are offended by anything I write – tough. It’s a jungle out there; get used to being criticised.

Artists do have the right to complain to the SoundAwesome Admin who will deal with it promptly and without bias. I’ll get told off and we can all shake hands, apologise and move on. If said artists aren’t happy with the outcome of the complaint, they can always spit in my drink at the forthcoming SoundAwesome Gig, which should be happening around Easter(ish).